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This does sound serious: "Be Perl. Be Proud." along with producing incorrect code. Correctness is number 0, completeness number 1 and efficiency number N, the value of N depending on the task at hand.

As long as you do not tell your daughter that her teacher should have provided a more appropriate assignment that did match your code your condition is not all that bad after all. There is hope for recovery for you as well.