"Forgive me for the blurriness of the image; it was taken with a Minox spy camera in low light."
I've always wanted a Minox, but having to carry an office desk and a lamp with you, seems a touch inconvenient :)
PS I have a trench coat and a trilby so I'm nearly there.
I've had it about 40 years. I did see one in a charity shop a couple of weeks ago.