1."Don't be alarmed, children, that's just the Haskell compiling."
2. "And THIS, kids, is why you never code python on LSD!"
3. "Look, kids! I found Richard Stallman's laptop!"
4. > sudo apt-get install shrooms
5. "See, children! See what the almighty Gimp hath shooped upon us!"
6.
Kids, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the princess of free software.
With B.S.D. born and raised
In the command line where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, hackin', crackin' all cool
And all writing' some FORTRAN outside of the school
When a couple of businessmen, they were up to no good
Started closin' sources in my neighborhood
but all those sources were supposed to be shared!
So I said "I'm gonna be an activist for free software!"
I started forums on the net and when the nerds came near
'Said my ideas were "fresh" and so we set up a mirror
If anything I seeded thousands of files zipped .rar
And we shared, and we seeded -- it's free software!
I got me some servers -- about seven or eight
And I yelled to Microsoft "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the princess of free software.
7. "And this, children, is why you need to use the TOR network.
8. IMAAAAAAGINAAAAATION!!!!
9. > sudo apt-get install ALL TEH COLORS!
10. The one-laptop-per-child program: 1800's edition.
1."Don't be alarmed, children, that's just the Haskell compiling."
2. "And THIS, kids, is why you never code python on LSD!"
3. "Look, kids! I found Richard Stallman's laptop!"
4. > sudo apt-get install shrooms
5. "See, children! See what the almighty Gimp hath shooped upon us!"
6.
Kids, this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the princess of free software.
With B.S.D. born and raised
In the command line where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, hackin', crackin' all cool
And all writing' some FORTRAN outside of the school
When a couple of businessmen, they were up to no good
Started closin' sources in my neighborhood
but all those sources were supposed to be shared!
So I said "I'm gonna be an activist for free software!"
I started forums on the net and when the nerds came near
'Said my ideas were "fresh" and so we set up a mirror
If anything I seeded thousands of files zipped .rar
And we shared, and we seeded -- it's free software!
I got me some servers -- about seven or eight
And I yelled to Microsoft "Yo, homes smell you later!"
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the princess of free software.
7. "And this, children, is why you need to use the TOR network.
8. IMAAAAAAGINAAAAATION!!!!
9. > sudo apt-get install ALL TEH COLORS!
10. The one-laptop-per-child program: 1800's edition.