Brandon J. Van Every

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Twinkies are disgusting and you people are fools to even want them. Comedians have been joking about the multi-year shelf life of Twinkies for years, although they actually last "only" 25 days. Get some taste and suck down something other than preservative chemical laden crap. Not a tear shed for Hostess; they're probably going under because people have finally gotten smart enough about what's in their food.

Someone was creative with their clip art production values. They fooled me into thinking they were chess pieces too, until you had to open your big mouth and ruin it for everybody. How about we all agree to use our imaginations and un-ruin it?